August 26th, 2007

Somewhere in Nicaragua

It’s been a while since we’ve seen Gorgeous George and now we know why. This photo was sent in anonymously over the weekend and through some Nica-sleuthing, we’ve been able to narrow down the location of the email server to one of the European countries – most likely Monaco or maybe even France. The word on the street is that a “Mediterranean Jet-Ski Tour” is in the works. We’ve mobilized our sources and should have something definitive for you soon. At this point, further flight risk is minimal – It seems that a minor ankle injury has forced GG into some required R&R. This will undoubtedly impede his globe-trotting ability, at least momentarily, and give us a chance to gain some ground. We’ll likely find him frolicking about in a warm sea of topless women or perhaps sipping the latest frozen, fruity concoction in the beach cabana. At least we know he won’t be out all night dancing on the good ankle – wait, maybe we don’t know that… Rest assured, we won’t stop until we find him! Stay tuned as the story unfolds.